Стоя и поужинал, не танцевал

Would you believe I was stood up for real. A man was coming to my home to get a massage with a happy ending with me looking fucking hot. Yes, dressed like this working on this man on a massage table....where did I go wrong. Anyway, I saved the night with a movie aptly named Stood up & Dine Did Not Dance...hence stood up and I'm proud to say I developed this movie in today 17th Sep 2024 and performed my role last night. I hope you all enjoy me xx Fionaxx